The **** summary.

[Ash]

Czcheque is shÃ*t because he's past it, makes mistakes and never saves pelanties.
Monreal isn't shÃ*t.
Koscienly is shÃ*t because he's past it, makes mistakes and has a knacked achilles or something.
Mustafi is shÃ*t because he makes too many mistakes, is clumsy and gives away pelanties. Even though some are not given.
Chambers and Holding are both shÃ*t.
Bellerin isn't too shÃ*t, but is sometimes.
Xhaka is well shÃ*t.
Elneny is shÃ*it because he's boring and doesn't do many things.
Maitland Niles is inexperienced shÃ*t. And our kids are always over-rated.
Ramsey is completely shÃ*t because WES and others keep saying so.
WilshÃ*t is too injury-prone not to be considered mostly shÃ*t.
Iwobi is well fackin shÃ*t
Ozil certainly isn't shÃ*t, but is inneffective sometimes. (see nicking a living)
Mhkitarian hasn't provided enough data, but on extrapolation is one-third shÃ*t.
Obamayang hasn't provided enough data, but hopefully he won't be shÃ*t.
Lacasette is spectacularly fùcking shÃ*t at the price.
Welbeck is the definition of shÃ*t.

So we have one good player. And some others that are ok on their day.

[Sir C]

Czcheque is shÃ*t because he's past it, makes mistakes and never saves pelanties.
Monreal isn't shÃ*t.
Koscienly is shÃ*t because he's past it, makes mistakes and has a knacked achilles or something.
Mustafi is shÃ*t because he makes too many mistakes, is clumsy and gives away pelanties. Even though some are not given.
Chambers and Holding are both shÃ*t.
Bellerin isn't too shÃ*t, but is sometimes.
Xhaka is well shÃ*t.
Elneny is shÃ*it because he's boring and doesn't do many things.
Maitland Niles is inexperienced shÃ*t. And our kids are always over-rated.
Ramsey is completely shÃ*t because WES and others keep saying so.
WilshÃ*t is too injury-prone not to be considered mostly shÃ*t.
Iwobi is well fackin shÃ*t
Ozil certainly isn't shÃ*t, but is inneffective sometimes. (see nicking a living)
Mhkitarian hasn't provided enough data, but on extrapolation is one-third shÃ*t.
Obamayang hasn't provided enough data, but hopefully he won't be shÃ*t.
Lacasette is spectacularly fùcking shÃ*t at the price.
Welbeck is the definition of shÃ*t.

So we have one good player. And some others that are ok on their day.

You need to get with the programme. For the 21st century football fan, explaining why you consider a player to be **** is probably ‘gay’, or worse.

Just dismiss the, all as **** and move on.

[World's End Stella]

Czcheque is shÃ*t because he's past it, makes mistakes and never saves pelanties.
Monreal isn't shÃ*t.
Koscienly is shÃ*t because he's past it, makes mistakes and has a knacked achilles or something.
Mustafi is shÃ*t because he makes too many mistakes, is clumsy and gives away pelanties. Even though some are not given.
Chambers and Holding are both shÃ*t.
Bellerin isn't too shÃ*t, but is sometimes.
Xhaka is well shÃ*t.
Elneny is shÃ*it because he's boring and doesn't do many things.
Maitland Niles is inexperienced shÃ*t. And our kids are always over-rated.
Ramsey is completely shÃ*t because WES and others keep saying so.
WilshÃ*t is too injury-prone not to be considered mostly shÃ*t.
Iwobi is well fackin shÃ*t
Ozil certainly isn't shÃ*t, but is inneffective sometimes. (see nicking a living)
Mhkitarian hasn't provided enough data, but on extrapolation is one-third shÃ*t.
Obamayang hasn't provided enough data, but hopefully he won't be shÃ*t.
Lacasette is spectacularly fùcking shÃ*t at the price.
Welbeck is the definition of shÃ*t.

So we have one good player. And some others that are ok on their day.

Two additions/corrections:

Ramsey is sh1t because he keeps playing sh1t and only the uninitiated don't realize this
Wenger is sh1t because Ash posted the other day a detailed explanation as to why he is sh1t

[SWv2]

Lacasette is spectacularly fùcking shÃ*t at the price.

Quite harsh on Lacazette I would suggest. He is allowed immunity from shÃ*t rankings as he is quite new to the club.

I myself blame Wenger almost entirely for the recent malaise we have witnessed from the French striker.

The continued policy of removing him around the 70 minute mark can only have eroded his confidence while also removing for the player the ability to add to his goals tally as opposition teams tired late in the game. He is currently on 9 goals and with additional time afforded to him could well be in the double figures which at this stage of the season could be seen as decent.

I also think your analysis needs a further category of “well shÃ*t”, as in “that volley from Lacazette last weekend was well shÃ*t”.

Wenger out.

[Ash]

Quite harsh on Lacazette I would suggest. He is allowed immunity from shÃ*t rankings as he is quite new to the club.

I myself blame Wenger almost entirely for the recent malaise we have witnessed from the French striker.

The continued policy of removing him around the 70 minute mark can only have eroded his confidence while also removing for the player the ability to add to his goals tally as opposition teams tired late in the game. He is currently on 9 goals and with additional time afforded to him could well be in the double figures which at this stage of the season could be seen as decent.

I also think your analysis needs a further category of “well shÃ*t”, as in “that volley from Lacazette last weekend was well shÃ*t”.

Wenger out.

It was a throw-away comment, of course.

Agree about the 70 minute mularkey. A shÃ*t policy.

[SWv2]

It was a throw-away comment, of course.

Agree about the 70 minute mularkey. A shÃ*t policy.

Watch the throwaway business or else the Gestapo will be on your case.