No worries. If they all hit it off we'll smash all but the best teams and our midfield, not to mention our backs, will be hailed as the best in the division. We'll still likely lose meekly at the big clubs, but that's alright as there's not too many points at stake there anyway; more important to beat everyone else.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."