Was taken to “the best Pizzeria outside Italy� last night by a bunch of Neapolitans

[Burney]

Charlie recommended me a fantastic restaurant in Florence. I forced the missus to go and share a massive fúck off Bistecca alla Fiorentina, even though she had basically been ill for the entire week of our holiday and felt as sick as a dog.

I say ill - turned out the thick bint was 8 weeks pregnant

Ironic that she was put off a large portion of meat by a such a small one.