I know exactly who is to blame for last night.

[Burney]

There's a specific buzz to be had from tea, maan.

No reason why one may not enjoy both tea and coffee.

Oh, this isn't a tea vs. coffee thing. Coffee is simply a medical necessity as far as I'm concerned. This is about my mystification at the idea of being made happy by any non-alcoholic drink.

[Ash]

You like my 'Wainwright's WÃ*nks' idea, don't you, a? Can you not just envision him in his cagoule, shaking his fist and saying 'BAH!' at the latest frustration of his onanistic antics?

I have to say it does capture the Viz 'spirit' somewhat.

Not sure why he doesn't just go to the loo and lock the door though tbh.

[Sir C]

Oh, this isn't a tea vs. coffee thing. Coffee is simply a medical necessity as far as I'm concerned. This is about my mystification at the idea of being made happy by any non-alcoholic drink.

I drank a can of Coke recently, for the first time in years. DO YOU KNOW HOW SWEET THAT STUFF IS?

[Burney]

This is further proof, if such proof were needed, that you were never a smoker. I had a single drag on a Marlboro the other day and it was stunningly delicious.

Oddly, I had no real urge to take another drag.

Maybe you just haven't been off them long enough. How long is it now?

[Sir C]

Maybe you just haven't been off them long enough. How long is it now?

5 months

[Burney]

I drank a can of Coke recently, for the first time in years. DO YOU KNOW HOW SWEET THAT STUFF IS?

I know. Insane, isn't it? But it's not just things like coke. I no longer drink bottled orange juice for the same reason. I had a glass of it in a hotel a while ago and thought I was going to go into diabetic coma.

[Burney]

5 months

Yeah, you can easily still slip at that stage. God knows, I got back into them after eight years. Pretty sure I'll never go back now, though.

[Peter]

5 months

I did this. Gave up for nearly a year and then one day, for no real reason, I had a quick puff on a Marlboro light. Slowly but surely the feeling that I could have 'the oddfag' crept into my head and within two months I was smoking like a chimney again.

[SWv2]

I know exactly who is to blame for last night.

Arsene Wenger.

We have been here before.

[Sir C]

I did this. Gave up for nearly a year and then one day, for no real reason, I had a quick puff on a Marlboro light. Slowly but surely the feeling that I could have 'the oddfag' crept into my head and within two months I was smoking like a chimney again.

But I am no weak-minded socialist type, p. I understand personal responsibility and self-discipline.