Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
For the record, then: I hate the intense little blonde tart with the tattooed on eyebrows - although Marcus Wareing clearly wants to fĂŒck her and will therefore let her away with murder. I also hate the private chef with the beard who likes to cook with kale and is clearly enamoured of all this Scandi cooking shĂ*te. I want him to fall into his own sous vide machine and drown.

Beyond that, I don't care who wins.
They're all as dull as all fĂșckery, but the ball-busting blond bird will win, sans doute.

Beetroot. Who gives a fĂșck about beetroot?