Oh he will soon enough Pok "I remember when I auditioned for The Red Arrows, I was to perform my double negative, wing-dip flip-trip and as I was preparing Old King Coal came on the radio singing Those Magnificent Men ...bla blah blah"
It's not real aerobatics, for a start; and what the Red Arrows do isn't even real formation flying - there's fúcking acres of sky between them but they present very cleverly to the crowd line to make it appear that they're close. They strut around at airshows like they're Jack the fúcking Biscuit until confronted by real pilots, when they go a bit quiet.
They do, however, get the pick of the ladies.