Ladies and gentlemen. If you were looking for a way to fight back

[Viva Prat Vegas]

"What? Why do you need a chair to sit on someone's face?"

To provide overall comfort for the woman before she receives specific close quarters comfort

[Burney]

My brother was a professor, can't recall any special chair that only he was allowed to sit in.

My uncle (God rest his soul) had a chair also. At UCD. He took it off of an Englishman they were going to give it to. There was all manner of skullduggery, apparently.

[Burney]

"What? Why do you need a chair to sit on someone's face?"

To provide overall comfort for the woman before she receives specific close quarters comfort

It doesn't sound vert comfortable for the chap. Is he lying down or just having to crane his neck?

All in all, I think that the point at which you need to bring a special chair in for sexy time is the point at which you knock it on the head.

[SWv2]

A professor is someone who teaches at a 'university', sw. This is a place where people on England who can read and write go to, look, just forget it ok?

He was a professor at universities in Ireland, Argentina and somewhere in Scandinavia (Norway perhaps). Something related to some college in the States also, Houston I believe.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

These Professor chairs are the Chesterfield type no ?
Mastermind ?

[Sir C]

He was a professor at universities in Ireland, Argentina and somewhere in Scandinavia (Norway perhaps). Something related to some college in the States also, Houston I believe.

Ah, that explains it. Foreign 'universities'. Carry on.

[Burney]

These Professor chairs are the Chesterfield type no ?
Mastermind ?

I think there's a business opportunity selling bespoke chairs to Professors. Ones with built-in remote controls and fridges in the handles where they can keep their beer. Classy, like.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

"It doesn't sound vert comfortable for the chap. Is he lying down or just having to crane his neck? All in all, I think that the point at which you need to bring a special chair in for sexy time is the point at which you knock it on the head. "

The poor giver has to lie flat but crane his neck upwards so not only are his tongue and nose assaulted , his (or her) neck and shoulder muscles suffer too
All in the name of giving

[Burney]

He was a professor at universities in Ireland, Argentina and somewhere in Scandinavia (Norway perhaps). Something related to some college in the States also, Houston I believe.

Be honest, sw: when he was 'teaching in Argentina', etc, was this just a cover story your family told because he was in prison?

[Burney]

"It doesn't sound vert comfortable for the chap. Is he lying down or just having to crane his neck? All in all, I think that the point at which you need to bring a special chair in for sexy time is the point at which you knock it on the head. "

The poor giver has to lie flat but crane his neck upwards so not only are his tongue and nose assaulted , his (or her) neck and shoulder muscles suffer too
All in the name of giving

Fück that shït, s.