Tracks for a running playlist please.

[Sir C]

Fúck off then.

That's a hate crime right there.

I'm going to have you saxcked from your 'job' and publicly ridiculed now.

[Sir C]

Tchaikovsky 1812 Overture

That's got guitars in it, has it?

[SWv2]

That's a hate crime right there.

I'm going to have you saxcked from your 'job' and publicly ridiculed now.

It was Cory Evan's wife, not me.

Anyhow, download the link I sent to you and boom, job done. Great mix after a charge of drink.

[Sir C]

It was Cory Evan's wife, not me.

Anyhow, download the link I sent to you and boom, job done. Great mix after a charge of drink.

I understand the individual words, but together they make no sense. Who is Cory Evans? Why did he wife tell me to fúck off? What good does a link do me when I want to listen to music?

Life is all fúcked up.

[Burney]

According to the internets, that's 'dance music'.

What the fúck are you trying to do to me?

You'll love it. You'll particularly like 'Afro-Left', as it has an African fella talking gobbledygook in it.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Freebird. You'll start off slowly, but you'll be going like the clappers by the end.

He'd be better off with French Kiss - L'il Louis for that effect

[Burney]

That's a hate crime right there.

I'm going to have you saxcked from your 'job' and publicly ridiculed now.

Is that when Kenny G sacks you?

[SWv2]

I understand the individual words, but together they make no sense. Who is Cory Evans? Why did he wife tell me to fúck off? What good does a link do me when I want to listen to music?

Life is all fúcked up.

Did you not read about her now famous tweet after last week's football? Perhaps it has not made the news in Kent.

[Sir C]

Did you not read about her now famous tweet after last week's football? Perhaps it has not made the news in Kent.

No, I'm entirely at a loss.

[TheCurly]

Is that when Kenny G sacks you?

And what's he doing running anyway? Surely the only reason for running is if the feds are after you?