Fúck my old boots! j is on Twitter complaining that this doesn’t feel like his

[Burney]

Get back to Ireland then? Or is he waiting for the Irish to pay off their EU-imposed austerity taxes?

I suspect that j believes Ireland to be a place where wise and twinkling old sons of toil sip pints of Guinness while singing Rebel songs around the peat fire and red-haired colleens flirt prettily with you.

I fear the shock of the reality might kill the poor chap.