My son pointed at his ball bag in the bath the other day and said "Daddy, what part of my willy is this?"
I told him it's where men keep the sperm to give to a woman so they can make a baby. I now fully expect him to be sent home from school at some point for claiming that only men produce sperm and only women can make babies
I once photocopied my membum virile to see what it looked like from a different angle
I was impressed
10 characters? Pile of cund.
If you kill Peter remember to film it on your mobile
10 characters? Pile of cund.