The Ben Stokes fight video....

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I think we need to appeal to the better nature of the people that were being punched. Hopefully they're cricket fans and decide not to press charges as they'd be to the detriment of the English cricket team.

Highly unlikely Dickie .. the fella will doubtless smell a very large chunk of compensation.

[Burney]

Highly unlikely Dickie .. the fella will doubtless smell a very large chunk of compensation.

He's unlikely to get it if he was the one who was doing the attacking in the first place.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He's unlikely to get it if he was the one who was doing the attacking in the first place.

here will be based on injuries sustained, time off work, the appalling and dreadful psychological damage his doctors will doubtless attest to.

If the claimant has attacked someone else that is a different case. Stokes is in trouble here methinks. The most pressing question is, can we win the Ashes without him

[Burney]

here will be based on injuries sustained, time off work, the appalling and dreadful psychological damage his doctors will doubtless attest to.

If the claimant has attacked someone else that is a different case. Stokes is in trouble here methinks. The most pressing question is, can we win the Ashes without him

Oh, I don't think we'll win the Ashes anyway. Not over there.

[Peter]

Highly unlikely Dickie .. the fella will doubtless smell a very large chunk of compensation.

If the lad wants money it can be resolved quite easily......