He has received about as much interest as Theo Walcott.
Remember, the public perception is that Ozil is a useless, lazy **** who doesn't care. It is his fault when a defender treads on the ball, or another midfielder appears at the opposition corner flag when we lose the ball on the edge of our own box.
Lazy, you see. A luxury player.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."