"Muuuuuum! I don't even like football games because we don't always win. Waaaaaaaah!"
That thread just looks like a massive tantrum, though. And from adults, for shame.
He was fine, thank you. It appears that he has been eating grass whilst in the wild, and is finding it difficult to expel, so i have spent some time pulling grass and shíte out of his bottom. Which was nice. In better news, he's litter-tray trained, which is quite a relief. He's got over any fear and climbs all over one to deliver face bashes and purrs