Tesco sausage rolls. Hot. Brown sauce.

[Pat Vegas]

£4.25 for me, it's bloody ace as well

Problem lately they've made Kebabs trendy. I want a good old fashioned cheap one with long pieces of meat.
Now it's all s****y, have a wrap, here is some rice have a free rice pudding. **** all that off I want a proper one.

[Burney]

The softness makes me doubt the quality of the meat being used, though. The F&M wons are about 2 inches high by 3 inches wide. 75% of that is meat and this, for me, makes for a great meat to pastry ratio.

It's clear to me that we look for different things in a sausage roll. Given which, I shall bid you good day.

I said 'good day'!

[Burney]

Problem lately they've made Kebabs trendy. I want a good old fashioned cheap one with long pieces of meat.
Now it's all s****y, have a wrap, here is some rice have a free rice pudding. **** all that off I want a proper one.

Yes, there's a very good place in Enfield where, if you order the doner, they give you a shÃ*tload of rice and other stuff along with it.

I'm eating a doner. Why the fùck would I want rice as well?

[Pat Vegas]

Yes, there's a very good place in Enfield where, if you order the doner, they give you a shÃ*tload of rice and other stuff along with it.

I'm eating a doner. Why the fùck would I want rice as well?

and the sauces are not right. Or the bread is separate so it's cold
or a new type of bread which looks like an oven glove. it's too bready.

I'll have some chips but rice no thanks.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

They are most definitely pork. We have one close to home and aways good to pick one up if hungover, on the way to the tube station

[Tony C]

They make a smashing hot meatball wrap imo

[SWv2]

Why on earth would one go to Fortnum & Mason and buy sausage rolls?

Because it is a part of Rich's Little Lord Fauntelroy act.