Rode off and gave her a cheery wave, the cheeky wee scamps.
Three police officers came round to do their thing. Turns out they are legally not allowed to chase people on bikes in case they fall off. Hence, an epidemic of phone snatchings across the capital.
Least it wasn't acid, 'spose. I'd have had to dump her.
I hope you at least pretended to be furious for your wife. She will be bitterly disappointed if you don't behave like a real man over this m.
Was she walking along yapping into the thing and causing folk on the pavement to have to navigate around her?