I expect she'd have been fine with the caper if you hadn't been stroking his cock
Had a friend over from the US and decided that some Wednesday evening refreshments were in order. Got back from Richmond at around 0230 hours and decided that a naked piano concerto would be the best thing to do while we enjoyed a pre-bedtime Port.
Around 2 minutes into the performance I was confronted by an extremely cross fiancée who wouldn't speak to me this morning
I expect she'd have been fine with the caper if you hadn't been stroking his cock
Very good.
I used to have a small Bontempi Organ in my room, bought as a gift by a former girlfriend. After a night out I would regularly sit down and tinkle the ivories, impromptu sessions akin to what the likes of Pink Floyd, The Orb or The KLF would have done.
Would imagine my neighbours weren’t best pleased but I think the volume was normally relatively muted.
My housemates never complained.