Something vaguely interesting in the wake of recent terrorist attacks.

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As a child we had a rather dull family friend from Bristol, who my father always referred to as 'the Severn Bore'.

He was fúcking top, my dad.

Watching Miss Great Britain one night and out gallumphs Miss Isle of Wight, a stocky lady, causing him to peer over his glasses; 'Miss Isle of Wight? Miss Cowes, more like.'

Spot. On. Every. Time.

Yep, that's dads for you.