Originally Posted by Ash Yeah but those lads were practically gentlemen compared to these loons. Used to phone up some of the time to give advanced warning. Well they were trying to make a point, weren't they. These fellas just want to kills as many of us as possible. They are not very good at it.
Originally Posted by Ash Yeah but those lads were practically gentlemen compared to these loons. Used to phone up some of the time to give advanced warning. Indeed. Sometimes they just used to do the advanced warning and not bother with the bomb. Hearts of gold really.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Originally Posted by Sir C Sometimes, of course, they couldn't remember the phone number. 999 is a tricky one when you've only got 10 fingers and two wellies to count on. No mobiles in them days. Poor ****s had to use public pay phones. Never pleasant
Originally Posted by redgunamo Indeed. Sometimes they just used to do the advanced warning and not bother with the bomb. Hearts of gold really. Its so much cheaper as well.
Originally Posted by Peter No mobiles in them days. Poor ****s had to use public pay phones. Never pleasant Didn't always work as a thug may have vandalised it. Then there was the issue with loose change. In summary a fúcking nightmare for your everyday terrorist just trying to go about his business. I assume.
Originally Posted by Sir C Sometimes, of course, they couldn't remember the phone number. 999 is a tricky one when you've only got 10 fingers and two wellies to count on. Tree fellers were needed to make the calls
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas Tree fellers were needed to make the calls "And dere's only two of us." They don't write 'em like that any more. Classic bantz.
Originally Posted by SWv2 Didn't always work as a thug may have vandalised it. Then there was the issue with loose change. In summary a fúcking nightmare for your everyday terrorist just trying to go about his business. I assume. You could pretty much guarantee a strong smell of piss as well.
Originally Posted by Peter You could pretty much guarantee a strong smell of piss as well. Well, yes, but then the Mick would leave and it would be ok again I'm surprised at you p. They can't help pissing themselves; it's the 16 pints of Guinness and the ignorance that does it. :unclepaddy:
Originally Posted by Sir C Well, yes, but then the Mick would leave and it would be ok again I'm surprised at you p. They can't help pissing themselves; it's the 16 pints of Guinness and the ignorance that does it. :unclepaddy: There are 2 chaps comatose on the pavement as I look out the window, what looks like cider cans and a white wine bottle beside them. The tourists are kind of standing off them, curious. I suspect some think it is street art/performance.
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