https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTNlwBzgZQ8
Geezer is hard as ****, carries on to the pub
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Blimey, that's done wonders for my fear of fast-moving buses.
I stepped back from the kerb the other day when trying to cross the Holloway Road as one swept past at high speed inches from the pavement. The driver, who I hadn't noticed, happened to be an Islamic-looking gentleman and he gave me an angry glare, as if I had just committed a hate crime.