You can't tell me you haven't thought of doing the exact same thing.
Hypocrites.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40339723
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'