It's in North Yorkshire so J wouldn't be welcome
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Here's what I do bro. I invited people to this famous LA bar, Musso and Frank. I tell them that the creamed carrots are absolutely on me. Have as much as you want, sh!theels. Beyond that, drinks etc., piss off. But you know what, they're okay with that. Them creamed carrots are delicious as fvck.
I was at a birthday dinner on Saturday. The waitress came round to take our order and the options were.
Asparagus with schnitzel; asparagus with ham; asparagus with zander
Note: not schnitzel with asparagus etc - the normal way round. Plates came and there was some potatoes on one side, schnitzel on the other and five massive pieces of white asparagus taking up the whole middle of the plate. Needless to say I ate the meat and potatoes and ****ed the asparagus out the window. Germans are odd.
Unlimited quantities of the finest Weißbier I have ever tasted so wd the pub for that though