The problem with Sunday is that, points wise, a draw is unhelpful to our top 4 chance

[Peter]

Lord, no. To quote dear old Sidney Vicious: "I've met the man on the street and he's a cünt"

Paying for Speedy Boarding on an EasyJet flight is like paying to be the turd at the top of a pile of shît.

And as you know, the top of a pile of **** is the smelliest part....