whilst taking a leak I noticed my member acting strange.
Whilst it seems I am peeing normally a second drippy steam is going all over the floor.
I tried wiping my cock across my cock but that's not working. if anything it made it worse.
am I getting old? or is it far more serious and deadly issue.
I had a chum who developed warts on his bell end; like tiny little cauliflowers, they were. Anyway, he was sent to hospital to have them lasered off, which resulted in him having to pull a lengthy dressing out of his todger, like a magician pulling hankies out of his sleeve... but I digress. After the lasering he realised that he now had two Jap's eyes, and consequently could píss into two urinals at once, a trick which was much appreciated by an enthusiastic crowd on many occasions.
It doesn't help you, I know. I just like telling the story.
It was too tight But I didn't know any better.
the healing was not good. after the op I was bursting to pee. I went to the toilet in the hospital. and it just went in every direction. With having a dressing on it I couldn't go through this mess so I had to resort to peeing in the bath.
was a good month or 6 weeks of not fun. Worst part was waking up in the morning with morning glory so to speak you can feel stitches breaking. Plus not having any 'release' for that amount of time is not fun either.
Glad I got it done though.
Worse, the cauliflowers grew back. He ended up consulting the Indian mystic who had cured my mother of a mystery ailment, and was prescribed a special diet: Week one, 4 pounds of grapes per day, nothing else. Week two: 8 grilled oranges per day, nothing else. And so on, for 8 weeks or so, after which he declared himself cured and well pleased with the treatment.