Our plan was to follow their itinerary so we went to all the places they ate over the course of 10 days which meant 6 tasting menus; foams and spumes and essences and textures of ALL THAT PONCEY SHÍTE THAT MADE ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN FEET.
I haven't really eaten fayne dayning since, tbh.
They do a truly wonderful hef in the, what's it, Queens Head, is it? In Hawkshead. Something royal.
Did you know that the Geordie chap, Michael, went on to voice Alexander Orlov of comparethemarket fame?
Yes, 'Simples' is Michael 'a coop a' beans.'