I'd forgotten that, when Her Majesty met McGuinness, he asked how she was and

[World's End Stella]

I am not being rude at all, simply suggesting she is one of the ugliest chicks I have ever seen, ergo "the fúcking state of her".

Anyway if she is to be Queen then how come the Greek bloke is not King?

To be fair to her, any woman who says over the phone to the bloke she's shagging while her husband and family are at home 'I want to live in your trousers' deserves a bit of a nod imo.