"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
You'd be alright sw. You could try to inform her musical tastes. Bear in mind she sees me as a sort of kindly old uncle and so doesn't notice when I ogle her tits.
(I'm joshing, naturally. I am no recolting old pervert.) (I was a revolting old pervert but I'm beyond that now.)