BBC1. Crying with laughter.
We've already had 'I raped someone's mum!' and 'I might **** someone off!'.
Genius.
I'm a huge fan, personally. The ones who just bark or whoop are boring, though. I like the sweary ones. Mind you, I'm not sure the kid last night wasn't just taking the piss. He kept referring to a policewoman's lack of eyebrows and the fact that his teacher had no sense of humour in a tone that just sounded like matter-of-fact commentary.