January is great as there are usually lots of clear, crisp, dry and still days. Cold isn't a problem - just wrap up and glow.
February tends to be less pleasant as wind and rain get added to the cold.
March is sometimes the worst because it is supposed to be spring but isn't. Not quite as cold as February but usually wetter and windier and thoughts of "ok, enough of this. Could do with it warming up a bit."
April should be warmer, but you can never be sure of a dry day, even when it is springlike, because of those pesky April showers. There might be some genuine summery moments though.
May often bursts into glorious summer to finally warm the bones and heart. Then you realise that in a few weeks the days start getting shorter again and winter is coming.
Football content: Our season will be well fùcked long before May. Over in February imo.
1. January is as good as done, man. Let it go.
2. There is a slight possibility of the Beast From The East paying us a visit in February. A period of intense cold and heavy snow could be around the corner.
3. March is, as you say, generally dull, wet and miserable. However, there are at least some daylight hours and the promise of spring in the daffodils.
4. My birthday is in April and the sun always seems to shine on my birthday, so that's ok.
5. By May the days are long and one knows for sure that one has survived another winter. Hurrah for May!