I miss Nicosia. He was like a low ranking STASI functionary patrolling the

[Sir C]

message board and reporting anything remotely unorthodox to his superiors. Even a suggestion that Mr Wenger's team selection might have been suspect had him bristling with righteous indignation.

I wonder if even he's had enough of the old french tit's sophistry and spin. I presume he still has his season ticket?

He performs a similar function on Twitter these days, but the fire's gone from his belly, really.