How happy does he look
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fůckers even more.
Don't the Allans have some festival or other at the same time? Every other búgger seems to have piled in with made up stuff recently. Where did this Hanaka stuff spring from all of a sudden? Those sneaky jews invented it to cash in on our festival of spendy. Also Kwanza. Kwanza? Maybe that's the Allans' effort.
Kwanza is deffo madey-uppey. Some American chap came up with it in the 60s, I think. Channuka's just shíte, so you can't blame them for jumping on the Crimbo bandwagon. No idea what the muslim festival might be - one of the Eids, maybe?
Anyway, how boring must a muslim festival be? No drink, ffs!
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."