I think he has just gone off to be sick
Or to look at the dents in his car
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Turkey is merely a tedious lump of protein that has the sole virtue of size. Its only flavour is a rather foetid one that is quite distinct from that of game. The reason it requires so many 'trimmings' is because without them, no-one would bother eating the filthy thing.
People who claim to like turkey have little or no palate in my experience.