I had a triple heart bypass in March this year. That's a proper operation.
Jeez...
Lifting his wallet imo, geddit, eh? eh? eh?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
But that probably means you're morbidly obese, old or both - not to mention northern - and therefore resigned to death being on the cards sooner rather than later. Such an operation, however serious, will hold no fear for you, whereas I am in the pique of health and suffering any kind of physical malady is an alien feeling to me.
Last edited by Monty92; 09-07-2016 at 08:16 PM.