Jewish man in religious garb stabbed in Strasbourg by man shouting Alahu Akbar.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Almost certainly another white supremacist.

[SWv2]

Yes. Quite different if you worship a Jewish carpenter with magic powers who came back from the dead, of course.

With all due respect to God our saviour who died on the cross for all of us, it was his Da that was the carpenter.

From memory Jesus Christ, our saviour who died on the cross for all of us, was unemployed.

[Sir C]

With all due respect to God our saviour who died on the cross for all of us, it was his Da that was the carpenter.

From memory Jesus Christ, our saviour who died on the cross for all of us, was unemployed.

He was pretty handy with a chisel, I believe. Remember at the wedding at Canaan, when, after replacing the booze he'd undoubtedly guzzled his greedy-bloody self, he presented the bride with a nice wooden pencil box he'd knocked up?

[Burney]

With all due respect to God our saviour who died on the cross for all of us, it was his Da that was the carpenter.

From memory Jesus Christ, our saviour who died on the cross for all of us, was unemployed.

No. His da was The Big Fella. Joseph was just the cuckold who raised him. Do any of the gospels mention Jesus's work as a chippy?

[SWv2]

He was pretty handy with a chisel, I believe. Remember at the wedding at Canaan, when, after replacing the booze he'd undoubtedly guzzled his greedy-bloody self, he presented the bride with a nice wooden pencil box he'd knocked up?

I'm not sure one uses a chisel for wood sculptuory.

[Sir C]

I'm not sure one uses a chisel for wood sculptuory.

He is the Son of God, man. He'll use whatever the hell he wants for his chippying.

[Burney]

He is the Son of God, man. He'll use whatever the hell he wants for his chippying.

I certainly don't like the idea that he was a dirty dole scrounger.

[Sir C]

I certainly don't like the idea that he was a dirty dole scrounger.

It was more like he worked for the DSS, surely, getting the workshy off the sick and back into useful employment.

He wasn't having leprosy, blindness or even death as an excuse for idleness.

[Burney]

It was more like he worked for the DSS, surely, getting the workshy off the sick and back into useful employment.

He wasn't having leprosy, blindness or even death as an excuse for idleness.

Yes, I prefer that. Like a sort of restart scheme.

Imagine the sounds as Balding and McEvedy slap and squelch together in sweaty ecstasy.

[Ash]

He is the Son of God, man. He'll use whatever the hell he wants for his chippying.

A plane, for example.