Jamie Redknapp and Paul Ince must be ****ting themselves.
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I'm suggesting that Dalian Atkinsons and Speed (who are on the right side of the photograph) are both deaded and, by horror movie logic, that suggests that Ince or Redknapp (who are next to them) are therefore next.
Do you honestly not recognise Waddle, Ince, Barmby, Redknapp, Speed or Ray Parlour?
Of course the other question is why Parlour is touching his tit like that?
I told you about that time in Provence once where we realised we were out of wine on a Sunday afternoon and nowhere was open? And then we stumbled upon this extraordinary remote chateau that was in fact a leper colony and by sheer chance had a vineyard and a shop, where they sold us a case of red?
I'm still not 100% convinced that actually happened. It sounds too weird and dreamlike.
The lepers freaked me out.