Who are we signing this week then?

[Sir C]

If he gets a hattrick, you could go with 'Arbeit Macht Drei' - might go over the heads of the average Sun reader, though.

Of course, if he came out and the scored the winner in a penalty shoot out, you could go with 'Camp Concentration'.

[Sir C]

For me he sounds like a Italian Newspaper.

Lacazette della Sport. Yes, that works.

[Burney]

What I don't understand is why it's been reported as a 'double swoop'
2 separate transfers imo

Takes up fewer words in a headline.

[Ash]

Lacazette della Sport. Yes, that works.

RIP Jorge.

[redgunamo]

Said Wenger's put together a team full of fancy Dans

I like the name, though. Although to a German like AW it surely sounds a bit Concentration Campy?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Lacazette's international record is dire.

[Pat Vegas]

Lacazette's international record is dire.

Doesn't mean anything.
Jeffers has a 100% scoring rate with England.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Lacazette's international record is dire.

So was Ian Wright's.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

So was Ian Wright's.

Not great but better than 1 in 4. Lacazette has 1 in 10.

[Bergkamp Was Best]

We'll sign Mahrez by the weekend.

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes...