So this morning we went for a breakfast meeting (ergh) and I ordered some toast.

[Pat Vegas]

Goblin advised that the dishwasher was broken and all the knives had been transported to their sister cafe where a working diswasher was present.

My colleague pointed out that that perhaps it would have been a good idea to clean all/some by hand for customers that may arrive early but this fell on deaf ears.

I can imagine some poor ****er driving back and forth with the knives.

[SWv2]

Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.

How do you eat a sausage if not with a fork?

[Ash]

No, no, you don't need cutlery to eat a sausage, the sausage is cutlery.

Jorge would be proud of you.

[Ash]

Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.

Some use you'd be in the trenches.