Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.

10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.

Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Was this The Savoy or The Dorchester?