He just doesn't look like a statesman. On the other hand, he is said to be incredibly intelligent, and, to the best of my knowledge, he managed to heartily piss off every teacher in the country, so he must be a decent guy.
May just seems like the safe, uninpsiring choice.
So, dull, or geek? What's it to be?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I'd prefer him as leader in the sense of being capable, but I fear for him at an election, where things like looking a bit nerdy and sounding...well...Scotch will weigh heavily against him.
Mind you, Theresa May looks like the sort of woman who'd have her hand on your thigh after a couple of glasses of lady petrol, so who knows?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Heath. And, as Wilson said about him: 'The problem with Ted is that when he gets home in the evening, he has no-one to abuse but himself.'