You've done it now, you've dissed Our Dear Leader!

[Burney]

Joe Biden is in town today.

I know this because of the utterly ****ing ridiculous travelcade that just rolled down Dame Street and the even more ridiculous security dudes hanging around like Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. ****s.

I've often wondered why they're called the Secret Service. They're not very secret - they're the lads in black suits, white shirts, black ties and sunglasses who keep talking to themselves.