DilemmaWIMB - Due to a clerical error, our company has failed to order printer paper

[Pat Vegas]

I thought of this, but this would involve me having to smuggle the paper elsewhere and then 'discovering' it in front of witnesses in order to be convincing. All in all, I think it's best to say **** 'em and keep quiet.

You need to cause an elaborate distraction. set the fire alarm off next trip to the toilets.
or just throw it across the office.