Summer is upon us; let the grilling and smoking commence!

[Jake]

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I'm going to the butcher after work. No animal is safe.

[Burney]

But the shooting pain in your neck b, must be awful imo

No, you see I am both a real man who doesn't believe in 'whiplash injuries' and am not a thieving little scrounger looking to gouge every penny out of my fellow humans that I possibly can.

[Sir C]

I was crawling along in traffic when suddenly I feel an impact in my rear. At first I thought I'd stalled it. Then it happened again.

Turns out the Mazda MX5 behind me had been hit by a lorry and gone into me. And then it went into it again. The damage is incredibly light as far as I can see, amounting to just a couple of tiny scratches on my paintwork. So light is it, in fact, that I'm wondering whether to bother claiming.

Bear in mind that the leasing company will check it carefully for damage when you return it though.

[Pat Vegas]

No, you see I am both a real man who doesn't believe in 'whiplash injuries' and am not a thieving little scrounger looking to gouge every penny out of my fellow humans that I possibly can.

you could sue them for causing self doubt. The incident made you think you had stalled the car.

[Sir C]

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I'm going to the butcher after work. No animal is safe.

Very nice. Very nice indeed.

[Burney]

Bear in mind that the leasing company will check it carefully for damage when you return it though.

But I've got paintwork cover as part of the leasing agreement, surely?

[Burney]

you could sue them for causing self doubt. The incident made you think you had stalled the car.

This is a good point, f, but I quickly dismissed the idea, knowing my clutch control to be immaculate.

[Sir C]

But I've got paintwork cover as part of the leasing agreement, surely?

Depends on your agreement. BVRLA return standards generally specify a particular length and depth of scratch for which they can charge. Best ask the question imo.

[Burney]

These are less than a centimetre long.

[Pat Vegas]

WD40 will get rid of them.

According to some bloke on youtube.