My lunchtime was unsatisfactory, AWIMB

[Burney]

perving in Hertford Castle grounds?

Nah. I'm in Enfield.

[The Jorge]

But this is surely what park benches are supposed to be for, isn't it? We can't let them be solely the preserve of old people, drunk teenagers, perverts and spies meeting their handlers, can we?

What about post-pub congress when you cant wait to get home?

[SWv2]

I'm casually dressed. Jeans, blue shirt, windcheater-type jacket - does that help at all?

Smartly dressed and clearly not a homeless, so ………

[Burney]

What about post-pub congress when you cant wait to get home?

Look, j, if he's not even prepared to spring for a hotel room, you should probably consider whether he's really serious about you.

[The Jorge]

Look, j, if he's not even prepared to spring for a hotel room, you should probably consider whether he's really serious about you.

Meths does funny things to a chap