My lunchtime was unsatisfactory, AWIMB

[SWv2]

But this is surely what park benches are supposed to be for, isn't it? We can't let them be solely the preserve of old people, drunk teenagers, perverts and spies meeting their handlers, can we?

I get all that but I don't make the rules.

Well dressed middle-aged man sat on a park bench alone = pervert/nonce. The sandwich, irrespective of filling or bread type, is simply a form of cover.

Look at me, I am not a pervert, merely a chap on lunch.

[Burney]

I get all that but I don't make the rules.

Well dressed middle-aged man sat on a park bench alone = pervert/nonce. The sandwich, irrespective of filling or bread type, is simply a form of cover.

Look at me, I am not a pervert, merely a chap on lunch.

I'm casually dressed. Jeans, blue shirt, windcheater-type jacket - does that help at all?

[SWv2]

I'm casually dressed. Jeans, blue shirt, windcheater-type jacket - does that help at all?

Smartly dressed and clearly not a homeless, so ………