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Originally Posted by The Jorge http://thesetpieces.com/features/foo...re-taxi-fares/ It doesn't actually explain what went wrong If he had been that **** hot some club would have taken him on and sorted him out.
Originally Posted by Sir C It doesn't actually explain what went wrong If he had been that **** hot some club would have taken him on and sorted him out. I get the feeling his da raped him a bit
Originally Posted by TheCurly I get the feeling his da raped him a bit Character-building, c.
Originally Posted by TheCurly I get the feeling his da raped him a bit That wouldn't affect his ability to play football, though.
Originally Posted by Sir C That wouldn't affect his ability to play football, though. Surely that depends? Might affect mobility in extreme cases.
Originally Posted by Burney Surely that depends? Might affect mobility in extreme cases. Maybe his old dad's cock was massive and ripped his wee bumhole to shreds
Originally Posted by TheCurly Maybe his old dad's cock was massive and ripped his wee bumhole to shreds Thanks for that clarification c.
Originally Posted by TheCurly Maybe his old dad's cock was massive and ripped his wee bumhole to shreds Until it squeaked, do you mean?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Originally Posted by Sir C Thanks for that clarification c. A horrible thing to contemplate Sir C but one must be thorough in one's musings
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