Quote Originally Posted by Herr Floyd View Post
2 slices of thick sliced brown bread
thick layers of butter
spreads of caramelised red onion chutney on both bread slices
generous splodge of coleslaw
garlic sausage slices
extra mature cheddar sliced

I forgot to add spreads of english mustard which was upsetting but the dining experience was still sublime. Can anyone beat that?
Can I get that in a crusty bloomer? Brown bread is for when you've sucked all the joy out of the rest of your life