to make conversation and will happily give the same haircut as for the last 20 years with nothing more than "the usual?". She's not cheap, though.
asks “How’s work? Busy?” when they have absolutely no idea what you do, and that’s one who says creepy things like “you’re deep in thought, aren’t you?" as they peer over the top of your head.
Also, Mr barber, if your customer asks you for “just a tidy up, not too much off”, rather than sarcastically saying “any chance you can elaborate?”, how about reading between the lines and just keeping it the f**king same, but shorter?
Oh, and the whole leaving me sitting there with hair accumulating all over my face until the very end was massively uncool as well. .
Not a happy experience.
to make conversation and will happily give the same haircut as for the last 20 years with nothing more than "the usual?". She's not cheap, though.
http://www.jonesandpayne.com/
You're welcome.
What do you do?
I work for a travel company.
OH that's great bet you get cheap holidays.
No, Not at all there are no perks.
I will just lie from now on.
And you will have noticed you were the only man getting his hair cut in there?
Also, I had to babysit a spacker
This makes the whole thing much more pleasant.
2. I'm just saying
3. Even beer can't make up for the painful business of trying to have intercourse with the poor little f**ker.
within such a short piece of prose. Bravo!