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Thread: Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed.

  1. #11

    That's roughly the footprint of my house

    Though my house is very dutch shaped

  2. #12

    I think it would be handy if you had a row and could just f**k off to your luxury shed.

    Indeed, it seems an admirable way to ensure marital harmony. Just have different houses.

  3. #13

    Nod With curtains.

    And a lock on the inside of the door. Know what I mean? Eh?

  4. #14

    A sort of fortress of onanism?


  5. #15

    Then your luxury shed woudl need a leather chair, draught beer and salted snacks.

    A sound system also. So basically a pub.


    Rocky ground when you have a pub in your garden.

  6. #16

    A place for quiet contemplation, j.

    A pipe, a paraffin heater and a fast wifi connection.

  7. #17

    The problem is, if a man locks himself in a room and shuts tne curtains, he hardly need to be

    seen in the act for it to be fairly obvious that he's ****ing.

    The key to a surreptitious **** is to create a cloak of normality. The duvet tent is a classic.

  8. #18

    Some painters overalls for camouflage


  9. #19

    Cut off at the waist.


  10. #20

    A place for ****ing you mean?

    Why else the lock.

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