It was Global Warming, but the globe wasn't getting warm , then it became Climate Change, but that didn't poll so well with the young folks.
so now it is ... wait for it ...
CLIMATE CHAOS
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/frenc h-foreign-minister-we-have-500-days-avoid-climate-chaos
now only 498 days!
Remember this is settled. There shall be no debate.
It is a veritable cornucopia of skeptic delights!
Thanks! This ought to keep me occupied for more than 10 hours.