Oh b0llocks, City 2-0 up. I've switched off. Who knows,

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

'And it falls to WHAARRRTTTOONNNNNNN'.

Arsenal players crumble to their knees as news from Manchester makes its way onto the pitch. Meanwhile; Wharton has removed his shirt and has jumped into the Palace supporters who are in a state of ecstasy.

I think I have PTSD.

Pre-traumatic stress disorder?