Next Monday, when it is still 0 - 0 four minutes into stoppage time, Viktor Gronkey the 1 legged totally Blind Donkey, will be cruelly and illegally felled in the box by some grim northern brutalist and the ref will wave away our appeals before yellow carding Gronks for simulation. You KNOW this R!
Too true, I'm afraid. He's due a goal too. Oh well.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."